At times, I get quite frustrated
With the advertising on T.V.
I understand they have their place
But commercials can infuriate me

One fellow who's on many channels
Ticks me off with the way he yells
Makes me glad I have a mute button
So I never buy the items he sells



I must say I like the convenience
Of browsing and shopping online
But I've gotten my share of rip-offs
It's my fault and that's just fine

I usually check out merchandise
Where I can see it, touch it, smell it
Stores put their best stuff on display
If they really want to sell it



Though I have more junk than I'll ever use
I hate to give it or throw it away
Just as sure as I do, I'll need it
And it'll come in handy one day

Two for one deals make me listen up
And always get my attention for sure
I take the bait to save a dollar or two
When they say, "But wait; there's more!"



Kathleen McCoy Eldridge©
March 16, 2009
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