It's time to clean the house again Seems like I did this just last year I know I dusted at Christmas time So there's lots to do, I fear The hamper is filled with dirty clothes And I noticed they've started to stink I plan on getting all the dishes done Just as soon as I can find the sink Deciding to do all the bedrooms first Killing cobwebs and dust bunnies galore Changing the sheets and making the beds I found an earring I'd been looking for Washing the windows and scrubbing the floors Thoroughly vacuuming each and every room I have dishpan hands and housemaid's knees And I find myself waltzing with the broom By late afternoon, the house is sparkling I'm not as pleased as I seem to appear Seems like no matter how hard I slave I'll have to do it all again in a year The family gets TV dinners tonight Though I know they'll sit there and pout This old lady's done all she's doing today Because I'm plumb tuckered out Kathleen McCoy Eldridge© June 29, 2007 All Rights Reserved