Today's the fouf o' August
We had one just last year
I think I'll put my jammies on
And clean my fishing gear

Maybe I'll saddle up the old porch swing
And take a little vacation
A grilled cheese sandwich sure sounds nice
I'm ready to take dictation

The teakettle is whistling
So I'll just sing along
I'd better answer the telephone
Before I get it wrong

A bee is buzzing 'round my head
I'm kind of hungry too
I have to dust the wheelbarrow
And find my other shoe

The TV picture is fuzzy
So I'll just swat that fly
I think I heard the doorbell    
Before I say goodbye

I'm busy cooking supper
I forgot to mow my teeth
I have to vacuum on the roof
And hang a Christmas wreath

I put my hat on inside out
I think the bathtub's broken
It's snowing on my trashcan
My stove has never spoken

There's not a cloud up in the sky
I can't find my umbrella
The piano needs a tuning
I sure do like that fella

I need to put my coat on
It sure is dark outside
The clock is ticking upside down
Grandma's rooster died

I have to shave my underwear
Overweight is a myth
Today's the fouf o' August
Wonder if tomorrow's the fifth

Kathleen McCoy Eldridge©
August 4, 2005
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